Barth Fights 1,000,000 Skeletons At Once By Himself And One Of Them Is Very Strong

A short solo game in which Barth Fights 1,000,000 Skeletons At Once By Himself And One Of Them Is Very Strong. 

In an ideal world, where the apocalypse has turned all the poors into skeletons (who, mind you, do have a Skeleton Queen, not to mention a Pond Room), only the dandies have survived unscathed. You are one such dandy, and your name is Barth. Now you have to fight One Million skeletons, all of whom want you dead and one of whom is very strong. You are guaranteed to lose. You have already lived long enough to see yourself become the villain.  Now it is time to die. 

Try to go out in a blaze of glory. (You will not.)